12 Days of Baseballmas

By Mark Smith

A look back at the year that was, with a little holiday spirit.

On the first day of Baseballmas, Bud Selig gave to me: a Michael Young vote for MVP.
On the second day of Baseballmas, Bud Selig gave to me: two late collapses and a Michael Young vote for MVP.
On the third day of Baseballmas, Bud Selig gave to me: three mystery teams, two late collapses, and a Michael Young vote for MVP.
On the fourth day of Baseballmas, Bud Selig gave to me: four Constanza licks, three mystery teams, two late collapses, and a Michael Young vote for MVP.
On the fifth day of Baseballmas, Bud Selig gave to me: FIVE PHILLIES ACES, four Constanza licks, three mystery teams, two late collapses, and a Michael Young vote for MVP.
On the sixth day of Baseballmas, Bud Selig gave to me: six Beard commercials, FIVE PHILLIES ACES, four Constanza licks, three mystery teams, twolate collapses, and a Michael Young vote for MVP.
On the seventh day of Baseballmas, Bud Selig gave to me: seven World Series games, six Beard commercials, FIVE PHILLIES ACES, four Constanza licks,three mystery teams, two late collapses, and an a Michael Young vote for MVP.
On the eighth day of Baseballmas, Bud Selig gave to me: eight beers in clubhouse, seven World Series games, six Beard commercials, FIVE PHILLIES ACES,four Constanza licks, three mystery teams, two late collapses, and a Michael Young vote for MVP.
On the ninth day of Baseballmas, Bud Selig gave to me: nine Jeter baskets, eight beers in clubhouse, seven World Series games, six Beardcommercials, FIVE PHILLIES ACES, four Constanza licks, three mystery teams, twolate collapses, and a Michael Young vote for MVP.
On the tenth day of Baseballmas, Bud Selig gave to me: ten years for Pujols, nine Jeter baskets, eight beers in clubhouse, seven World Series games,six Beard commercials, FIVE PHILLIES ACES, four Constanza licks, three mysteryteams, two late collapses, and a Michael Young vote for MVP.
On the eleventh day of Baseballmas, Bud Selig gave to me: eleven stars a writing, ten years for Pujols, nine Jeter baskets, eight beers in clubhouse,seven World Series games, six Beard commercials, FIVE PHILLIES ACES, fourConstanza licks, three mystery teams, two late collapses, and a Michael Young vote for MVP.
On the twelfth day of Baseballmas, Bud Selig gave to me: twelve “Let’s Go Pirates!”, eleven stars a writing, ten years for Pujols, nine Jeter baskets,eight beers in clubhouse, seven World Series games, six Beard commercials, FIVEPHILLIES ACES, four Constanza licks, three mystery teams, two late collapses,and a Michael Young vote for MVP.

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